Now I understand some of you don't know sarah jane,
so i'll tell you a little bit about her. she's a
lesbian eskimo midget albino. she went to college
and she started the lesbian eskimo midget albino
student union, and 400 people signed up! there they were.
hundreds of 'em - lesbian midget left-handed eskimo
albinos. did i mention the fact she's left handed?
she's left handed alright. girls got some strange hobbies.
one of her hobbies is lowering children into open
man-holes. which is kind of difficult cause a lot of the
children are taller than her, her being a midget and
everything - well, her being a left-handed midget - well,
her being a left-handed lesbian midget - well, her
left-handed lesbian albino midget - well, her being a
left-handed lesbian albino midget eskimo. life can be
really difficult on that young lady. she bit me once, you
know. right here. you see this? left a mark. she was
lowering a friend of mine's kid into the sewer. i run up
and tried to stop her. i said 'listen there you lesbian
midget left-handed albino!' and she stopped right there.
and she bit me! i'm afraid i'm gonna... i'm gonna turn into
a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is full.
oh my god the moon is full tonight! i can feel myself
shrinking. i can feel myself getting left-handed. i can
feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo. i can feel
my skin turning white and my eyes getting red. i can feel -
i can feel the urge to buy a suzanne vega album! noooo!!!
noooo!!!! noooo!!!! auuggghhh!!! oh, ok, it's just gas.