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Lesbian Eskimo Midget Left-Handed Ninja Albino

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Now I understand some of you don't know sarah jane,

so i'll tell you a little bit about her. she's a

lesbian eskimo midget albino. she went to college

and she started the lesbian eskimo midget albino

student union, and 400 people signed up! there they were.

hundreds of 'em - lesbian midget left-handed eskimo

albinos. did i mention the fact she's left handed?

she's left handed alright. girls got some strange hobbies.

one of her hobbies is lowering children into open

man-holes. which is kind of difficult cause a lot of the

children are taller than her, her being a midget and

everything - well, her being a left-handed midget - well,

her being a left-handed lesbian midget - well, her

left-handed lesbian albino midget - well, her being a

left-handed lesbian albino midget eskimo. life can be

really difficult on that young lady. she bit me once, you

know. right here. you see this? left a mark. she was

lowering a friend of mine's kid into the sewer. i run up

and tried to stop her. i said 'listen there you lesbian

midget left-handed albino!' and she stopped right there.

and she bit me! i'm afraid i'm gonna... i'm gonna turn into

a lesbian left-handed midget albino when the moon is full.

oh my god the moon is full tonight! i can feel myself

shrinking. i can feel myself getting left-handed. i can

feel myself getting the urge to build an igloo. i can feel

my skin turning white and my eyes getting red. i can feel -

i can feel the urge to buy a suzanne vega album! noooo!!!

noooo!!!! noooo!!!! auuggghhh!!! oh, ok, it's just gas.